Step 10: If You Can't Aim, Don't Play the Game

I think we need to have a party, one with cookies and confetti and purple peacocks! Why? Because this is a  happy funny post! And it's funny because it's about my own misfortune! That's the best kind of humor! 

So, first rehearsal since spring break ended and we all knew that it was going to suck major Umbridge. Cho, Luna and I all worked our butts off with our lines over a pizza and some shopping (no, in all honesty, we did practice) and we had prepared ourselves for a testy director. What we did not prepare ourselves for was Draco. 

Cue the dramatic music. 

Okay. We do the first production and it goes okay, for the most part. We still mess up and one part is still crappy, but Draco has managed to calm his balls so it's all good. And then we start the next production. 

Keep in mind that this is the play that Draco and I lip-lock. 

I guess that I should have noticed that this would happen eventually, because he has issues throwing/catching a football (I mean, so do I, but I have issues in general) but ANYWAY. The heated moment comes up and instead of kissing me on the lips, he kisses me on the nose. 

Not on the cheek, or the corner of my mouth, the mother trucking nose. 

My question is how do you miss that badly?! 

Fellas. If you can't aim, please please don't play the game. 

And maybe if this had been in a different situation and he actually meant to kiss me on the nose, I would have liked it? 

Wait. 

Nope. 

I still think nose kisses are weird. In my personal opinion, if you are close enough to kiss her nose, just go the extra mile and kiss her! Guaranteed she would like it better anyway! 

And then, get this, during notes he practically can't keep his hands off of me and then he jumps over to Cho and does the same thing! 

Men, dudes, if you're reading this please listen to me: do not under any circumstance, play with the feelings of two girls who have a strong back bone. 

You will get crushed. 

Draco you've met your match. 

-MiMi out.