Thursday, March 12, 2015

Step 6: Levels of Attraction

Being a single person in a world of good looking guys can lead to two things. The first is deciding that the only way you're going to get with them is if you put yourself out there (sometimes people go too hard...) and the second is rating people on levels of attractiveness. 

We've already discussed the types of theatre hot shots, but me and my pal, Dumbledore have come up with two more levels of attractiveness: Sports, Smarts and Sexy,  and the James Bond Wannabe.  

"Sports, Smarts, and Sexy" 
-typically the one that everyone can swoon over as well as get help with ther homework. As bad as this sounds, guys like this are generally gifted with great backsides. Other characteristics include being able to tell really bad jokes, succeeding in kissing up to teachers and knowing how to rock a knit beanie. 

This group of men enjoy every possible sport available as well as math class and student body courses. 

"The James Bond Wannabe" 
-typically the guy who sits in the back of the class, usually wearing a pair of pajama pants and a sweatshirt. Doesn't care about they way he looks or whathis grade   is, just as long as he is awake. Other traits include a brilliant smirk, a wide vocabulary of curse words and a knowledge of useless facts. He feels the need to express the fact that he doesn't care about anything, but will gladly brag about his "abilities". 

This group of men will make you want to either punch yourself or him. 

So we've covered three different classifications, what are yours? Comment below and we can chit chat. 

-MiMi out. 

2 comments:

  1. What about the musician section?? Everyone knows that's too hot to handle right there. ;) and, unfortunately, also tend to be the biggest Heartbreakers there are..

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    1. Oh gosh. That's a whole blog post on its own. XD

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